A very recent piece here. Etheline, Georgia's new roommate, wants to have a party. YADM refers to Etheline's work place - Yoga and Alcohol Don't Mix is the name of the organization. She is the office manager there.
Etheline wanted to have a party.
“A housewarming type party,
Georgia. Just a small thing. I have a few friends I’d like to invite. You’ll like them I think. You’ve already met Erica.”
This was true – Georgia had
returned home one evening after watching a movie about cats in Qatar and there
they were, Erica and Etheline, sitting upon the futon.
“Hi, Georgia,” Etheline said. “This
is Erica. We work together at YADM.”
“Oh, hi,” said Georgia. She noted that they were both drinking from
wine glasses.
Erica looked at Georgia and Georgia
at Erica.
“Well, yoga and alcohol don’t mix
but we aren’t doing yoga,” she said, chortling.
“This isn’t alcoholic.” said
Etheline, “Erica is kidding.”
“I’m a kidder,” said Erica.
“This is actually a great mix we
sell at YADM, Georgia. Garlic, kale,
turnips, strawberries, red onion, mustard greens, pomegranate, jalapeno, and
just a touch of beet. We also offer the
option of daikon root but that is not as popular.”
“Oh, I don’t know, I sometimes like it,” noted
Erica.
“We have more in the fridge,
Georgia, if you’d like.”
“Okay,” said Georgia. “Well, that’s
nice I guess.” It would prove not that nice hours later as Georgia sat upon the
toilet rather violently expelling a whole range of colours and textures. But that wouldn’t be for hours.
“So,” said Georgia.
“Join us if you like.” said
Etheline, “We’re just chatting about blah blah blah and blah blah blah.”
“What?” said Georgia.
“Blah, blah,” said Etheline.
“Blah!” exuded Erica.
“Blah, blah, blah,” sang Etheline.
“Blah!” The pair shouted together.
“What?” said Georgia.
“Are you okay there Georgia? You seem to be paling.”
“I think I just couldn’t understand
what you were saying?”
“Blah?” asked Etheline.
Oh boy, thought Georgia. “I think
I’ll just go to bed.”
“Blah, blah,” said Etheline.
“Blah blah blah blah,” said Erica.
The blah blah situation had
happened to Georgia once before, but that was way back in the 1970’s and had
involved a man, a duck, and a rotary telephone.
It was a different time.
Georgia dashed to her room, threw
off her clothes and put on her pajamas.
She huddled under her covers, surprised to find herself comforted by the
murmur of chatting in the living room. She couldn’t make out what was being said but
it was generally in a gentle tone, soothing almost.
Georgia loved to be soothed. The sound of crows crowing was long known to
put her into a deep and restful sleep.
Mind you, this was before a crow had swooped down upon her one afternoon
in late July 2014, and very nearly cut open the top of her head with its talons
or so it had felt. It had been
traumatizing, especially after the bird shat upon her. She’d been swooped upon before but never so
closely and with such intensity. She
understood intellectually that the crow was protecting its territory but
emotionally she could no longer hear the caw caw without tasting the white goo
of crow shit.
She also found the noise of the
sneezing of others – but not herself –
to be a balm. In fact, her sister right
before she left had downloaded sneezing sounds onto Georgia’s phone. Ah choo!
A choo! So pleasing, Georgia
sighed.
And so, a party.
Well, thought Georgia as she put on
her night guard and turned out her light, I could invite, let me think. Well, I could invite –
Who was there? Now that her main form of income was tutoring
one-on-one Chinese children and Russian acrobats (a surprisingly lucrative
venture), her list of co-workers had dwindled to zero. And Rick and she were in one of their off
periods of their on again-off again relationship. She missed him but was actually tiring of the
drama. With Rick went their mutual
friends Jacoby and Jennifer (and to a certain extent Joshua and Justin, Jerry
and Gillian although Georgia had never really gotten to know them other than
that one night, a night best forgotten. In fact, they had all agreed to never mention
it. It would be best that way, Rick and
Gerry had said, what with the potentially endless lawsuits and what not). So, well.
Gee. Georgia hadn’t had to worry
about social interaction while her mother, sister, niece, and David were living
with her. Every night had been some
goddamn thing or another – a pie making extravaganza (although Georgia had
liked the results of the making), yodelling, sculpting vaginas out of clay,
ukeleling, group Superstore outings and the like. It had become too much. But now, essentially kin-less, Georgia didn’t
have anyone in particular to bring to a party that was to be in her own
basement suite.
Wait, am I going to have to bring
something was one of her last thoughts before drifting off. Chips, I guess, salt and vinegar, maybe
cinnamon bun flavoured? Yes, that will
do.
The party got cancelled, semi-last
minute. Well, the night before actually.
Georgia had just walked in the door
from a trip to Superstore where she had purchased gum, a small American flag,
bananas, and two small-sized bags of generic potato chips – one cinnamon bun
flavoured and one plain. Both had
reduced salt.
“Oh” said Georgia, unpacking her
groceries. She tore open the plain chips
bag. She felt a fairly potent mixture of
relief and disappointment.
“Yes, well, it seems I am no longer
employed at YADM.”
“Madam?”
“Georgia, what?”
“Sorry, I mean I am sorry to hear
this. What happened?”
“Well it was mutually agreed that –
YADM and I both decided that it is – it’s time for me to do new things. Spread my wings a bit and what not. “
“Oh.”
“I’m
not really in the mood at the moment for a party. I need to re-group. To settle my insides a bit. So, we’ll have YADM juice for days! Luckily I hadn’t really gotten any other food
yet.”
“Oh, okay. Um, what do you think
you’ll do for work?”
“That’s a good question although
probably a bit soon to ask. I’m going to
take some time. I’m not that young
anymore but a career change might be in order.”
Georgia sat down beside Etheline on
the futon.
“I’ll be able to pay the rent if
that is what you are worried about.”
“Oh, no, it hadn’t. I mean I wasn’t too worried.”
“No, no, I have a bit of
savings. Anyway, I think I will go to
lie down now. It’s been a day.”
“Oh, boy,” said Georgia.
As Etheline headed to her room,
Georgia called out after her, “Is this the same juice we had the other week?”
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